Patient: Doctor, I accidentally swallowed my glass eye while I was cleaning it.Doctor: OK. Spread your legs and lean over.Patient: (Spreads his legs and leans over).Doctor: My God! In all my years of practice, this is the first time I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!
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