A man and woman had been married for fifteen years and their sex life was starting to die so they went to a doctor, who prescribed an aphrodisiac. He gave the bottle to the wife, telling her to put them in her husband's drink every evening and that their sex life should improve.
Despite being doubtful, she did as she was advised and that night, they had the best sex they've had in years. Over the next couple weeks, the sex started getting monotonous so she upped it to two pills, then three, and finally, just dumped the rest of the bottle in his drink one night.
Some time later the Doctor called to check on their progress and their son answered the phone. When asked how everyone was doing, the boy replied, "Mom's dead, Sis is pregnant, my ass hurts, and Dad's outside yelling 'Here, kitty, kitty!'"
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