zoe and kals dating tips cont


When you are going out together
1. Avoid at all costs comparing your current boyfriends faults
with your ex boyfriends good points.
2. (No offence to women) But women do have a tendency to nag,
men will always be the laid back ones who dont seem to give a
damn whether or not they see you often, whether they do or not
remains a mystery.
3. Avoid the green monster!!! (JEALOUSY!)
4. Dont nag. Discuss situations which have occured, either on
the phone or face to face, not txts or internet.
5. A texting relationship, is a dreadful relationship. This is
because everything is slang, eg I luv u? Spelt wrong, it just
dont have the same effect as when spelt properly or said with
true feeling.
6. Make sure you talk about sex issues when you feel ready for
it, dont leave things unsaid or you wont know where you stand
with each other.
7. Lads! Please try, make an effort, it doesnt exactly make a
girl feel too great when her boyfriend acts like he doesnt want
to spend quality time with her, eg time spent alone.
8. TALK SO YOUR GIRLFRIEND CAN ACTUALLY HEAR YOU!!!!!!!! (just
kidding, well it can get a ickle bit annoyin sometimes but also
sweet)
9. Give your girlfriend help when she is giving you sexual
favours, eg point out what you like best, this goes both ways
girls, were not all mind-readers you know!
10. Dont try to pressurise your boyfriend/girlfriend into doing
anything they are not sure about. It could ruin everything for
both of you. You may not think it girls, but this applies to you
too.


When the relationship has ended.
1. Do not be bitter, about anything. For example do not talk
about how your ex is small in particular departments and how
they cannot perform to certain standards.
2. Try not to check up where your ex is or who he/she is with
now.
3. Do NOT under ANY circumstances send letters, texts, emails or
anything of the sort telling your ex you still have feelings for
them. This is a VERY, VERY bad idea!!!!!
4. Second time round doesnt usually work out too great, think of
the reasons why you ended it in the first place!!! (in my case i
am trying to prove this wrong!!! It WILL work out better for me
and the current boyfriend this time round, the second, well i
bloody hope so anyway!!)


FINALLY BOTH OF YOU NEED TO TRY AND MAKE THINGS WORK. So good
luck to all of you in a relationship and we hope we have helped
you out with our youthful, but knowledgeable insight to the
world of teenage dating!!

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