This is my first submission to /r/jokes so I don't know what counts as NSFW or not. I'm marking this NSFW to be on the safe side
Here goes
A friends of mine comes up to me at school and asks me
>"How come penis isn't in the dictionary?"
To which I inform him
> "dude, you accidentally bought a tionary"
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