Taxi Driver

One day 7 year old Pete's grandma decides that Pete should go
and stay with his parents for a while. She calls a taxi and
tells Pete to get in. Then she goes round to the taxi driver and
says:


"Listen, I'm giving you the money now. Just drop him off where I
told you to. But be careful, he's a witty little squirt, so
whatever he says, don't answer him."


The taxi driver says OK, and they go off.


After a few minutes, Pete gets bored. He leans forward towards
the cab driver and says: "You know whaaat, if my mommy was a
doctor and my daddy was a doctor, I'd be a doctor tooooooo." The
driver doesn't even look.


Then Pete says: "You know whaaat, if my mommy was a teacher and
my daddy was a teacher, I'd be a teacher toooooo." The cab
driver silently clenchs his fists, but still holds himself.


But Pete says: "You know whaaat, if my mommy was a dentist and
my daddy was a dentist, I'd be a dentist tooooo."


The driver, unable to hold himself, stops the cab, turns around
and shouts: "Well you little bastard, what'd you be if your
mommy was a bitch and your daddy was gay?"


"A taxi driver of course," replies little Pete.