He comes up to me while I'm eating lunch and asks "Say, what is that you're eating out of??"
"What, my thermos?"
"Yeah! How does that work?"
"Uhh, it keeps the hot stuff hot and the cold stuff cold."
"Wow! I oughta get me one of those!" And he just walks away.
I didn't give it much thought until he shows up to my desk today, fuming mad "It didn't work like you said it would!"
He shoves his open thermos in my face and inside is some weird, multicolored shit with two wooden sticks floating on top.
I ask "Ugh! What the hell did you put in it!?"
"Two popsicles and chicken noodle soup, why!?!"
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