A mother is driving her car down the road with her young son in the back in his carseat.
A truck in front of her hits a big bump and out of the back flies an enormous thick floppy purple dildo that smacks into her windshield and flies off to the side.
"JESUS CHRIST" she yells and swerves.
From the backseat she hears "Mommy, what was that?"
She regains her composure and says "Son, that was just a fly, nothing more than that."
"Oh," says the son.
"Well that fly sure had a huge fucking cock."
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