And he sees two women who are arguing. One screams "You bitch!" And the other returns with "You whore!". Timmy asked his mother what these words meant, and his mother, not wanting to say their actual meaning, told him that they were words used to describe women.
He then comes home and goes up to see his dad, who is shaving. His dad cuts himself, and exclaims, "Shit!" Little Timmy asks him what that word means, and his dad says it is another word for shaving.
He then goes to his mother, who is in the kitchen plucking the turkey. She makes a mistake, and shouts, "Fuck!" Timmy asks her the meaning of that word, and his mother says that it is another word for pluck.
The doorbell rang. Little Timmy went to the door, opened it, and saw three women. One asked, "Hi Timmy! Where are your parents?" Timmy replied:
Hello, whores and bitches. My dad is in the bathroom shitting and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey.
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