A man, a dog and a pig are stranded on a deserted island after surviving a shipwreck. The man and his animals have plenty of food and resources to survive, but after a while the man starts to feel sexually frustrated.
One day he decides to take his sexual frustration out on the pig but the dog does not like what he sees and so he bites the man every time he try's to hump the pig.
The man even tries to lure the dog to one side of the island, so he can run back and try to relive his frustration on the pig, but the dog keeps running back just in time to stop him from having sex with the pig.
Until one day a beautiful woman washes ashore on the island but she is lifeless and the man successfully revives her through CPR.
Being so grateful that she was brought back to life, she tells him " thank you so much for saving my life, I owe you everything and will do anything you ask, to return the favor of saving my life".
The man kindly rejects the offer but she is persistent and continues to tell him " please let me repay you, I will do anything you want"
Then the man ask "anything? Really?"
She says "YESS!, anything you want"
The man is now convinced that she will do anything to repay him and so he tells her "You see that dog? Go take him for a walk"
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