Little Red Riding Hood is skipping

happily down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

“My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf!” says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away!!!

Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time, he is crouched behind a tree stump. “My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf!” Again, the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About another two miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign. “My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf!”

With that, the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams…”Will you fuck off?! I’m trying to take a shit!”

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