Little Johnny after opening his christmas present is delighted
to see the new train he wanted. He plays with it for hours.
After about 3 hours he screams out, "Hey mom get on the fuckin'
train."
His mother is furious about his mouth and tells him to go sit in
the corner for 30 minutes. After the 30 minutes is up Johnny
goes back to playing. A couple of seconds pass and he screams
out, "hey mom get on the fukin' train were 30 minutes late."
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