Dad (D) comes home from work and goes to see Mum (M)preparing dinner in the kitchen.
Mum was very angry.
M: D go and talk to Little Johhnie (LJ) and ask him to tell you what he said to me when he got home from school. I was so angry I sent him to his room.
So Dad marches upstairs to LJ's room, opens the door, and in stern voice begins talking to LJ.
D: LJ your mother is crying. What did you say to her you little prick?
LJ : well dad I just told her that I had my first fuck today.
Dad smiled like a Cheshire Cat, and hugged LJ.
D: Good on you son. I am so proud of you.
A day passed when dad decided to talk to LJ again...
D: So LJ ave you had another fuck yet?
LJ: Aw come on Dad, my arse is still hurting from yesterday.
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