After they order, one dad gets up and announces that he's going to the restroom and will be right back. Once he leaves, things are kind of awkward, so one dad breaks the tension.
"I just have to say, my son is the greatest thing I could've asked for. He started out as a table cleaner at a chain restaurant, he was a real loser, but he's gone to school and worked his way up the food chain to become CEO! He's got so much money and he's so successful that he bought his best friend a new Mercedes-Benz."
One dad is amazed, but the other is not impressed. "That's nothing!" he says. "My son is even better than yours. He started out flying remote control planes in the park, and now he owns an airline and flies hundreds of thousands of guests across the Earth! He bought his best friend a new private jet for his birthday."
The third dad has had it. "Your sons are both losers! My son is an architect. He started out designing mailboxes for our neighbors, and now he owns his own architectural company that designs mansions for music stars. He was able to casually build a 300,000 square foot home for his best friend."
At this point, the fourth dad returns from the restroom. "Sorry I was gone so long, what have you all been talking about?" All the dads respond at once: "We've been talking about how great our sons are!!"
The fourth dad hangs his head. "Damn. My son is a total reject. We've given up hope on him." "What could be so bad?" asks one dad.
"You see," says the fourth dad, "my son is a male stripper." All the dads gasp. "Yeah, yeah, I know. However, my kid's doing well for himself. His three best clients bought him a new car, a private jet, and a mansion!!!"
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