Little Johnny needs help with a report...

Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his dad for help with a report.

"Dad, I have to write a report on economics and the government"

His dad goes, "Well Johnny, that should be easy, just look at how our family interacts and that should give you a good idea how to write your report."

"I don't understand dad, what do you mean?" asks Johnny.

"Well Johnny, it's really quite simple. I make all the money for our household, so you could call me capitalism. Your mom manages all of the money, so we'll call her government. The nanny takes care of you and your little brother, so lets call her the working class. Since we all take care of you, you'd be the people, and your little brother, well, he's the future"

Johnny figures that should be easy, so he starts making observations throughout the day and taking notes.

He goes to bed that night thinking he did a decent job. During the night, he wakes up to hear his brother crying. He goes to check on him and finds him with a really crappy diaper. So he decides to go get the nanny, but her door is locked. He peeks through the peep hole and sees his dad banging the nanny. He figures he should go get his mom, but as he tries to wake her up she won't budge. So finally he says 'screw it' and goes back to bed.

In the morning, Johnny comes down to the breakfast table and his dad is making breakfast. His dad asks, "How'd your report go?" and Johnny replies, "Well, I think I know how it all works".

His dad says, "Okay Johnny, in your own words, how does economics and government work?"

Johnny says, "Well... While capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are ignored and the future is in deep shit"