A father was putting his condom on, when suddently his son opens the door. The father immeadiatly pretends to search for something under the bed. The child asks:"Did you lose something dad?". The father replies:"No, I just saw a mouse under the bed". Then the son says:" Why are you putting a condom on, are you gonna fuck the mouse?"
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