... when the teacher shows a picture of a penis.
"Does anyone know what this is?", the teacher asks the group of wide-eyed 5 and 6 year olds.
Little Johnny begins to wave his hand in the air. The teacher looks at him a second before sighing and motioning him to answer.
"That's a penis!", Johnny yells, pleased with himself, "My daddy has two of them."
This answer stuns the teacher and against her better judgment asks, "Two?"
"Yup", says Johnny, "One to pee with and the other he uses to brush mommy's teeth!"
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