Three boys

Three boys are at school bragging of how great their fathers are.
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow,
and start to run, I tell you, and he gets there before the arrow".
The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can
shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You
two know nothing about fast. My father works for the city. He stops working at
4:30 and he is home by 3:45"!!

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