A young girl comes home from school, runs upstairs and does her homework.
After finishing her homework she asks her dad; "Dad can I go to the disco later?"
The dad, concerned about what his daughter would get up to responds, "No!"
"But please dad, all my friends will be there and I will be they only person left out."
"No! Now that's the end of it!"
The girl pleads with her father one last time "Pretty please dad, I'll do anything!"
The dad responds, "Fine, on one condition."
"Sure daddy, just name it!"
"Okay, I want you to suck my willy before you go!"
So the dad pulls out his penis and his daughter reluctantly bends down to start sucking.
"Dad why is your willy all brown?"
"Sorry sweetheart, you're brother was looking to go to the cinema earlier!"
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