Little Johnny is in class...

"What's a word that begins with B class?" Johnny raises his hand.
"Bitch!" yells Johnny.
"Yes," says the teacher "but do not curse! Now class, what's a word that begins with A?"
To which Johnny quickly raises his hand and yells "Ass!"
The teacher reprimands him but continues the lesson.
"What about R class, can you think of any words that begin with R?"
Johnny, undeterred, raises his hand and shouts, "Rat!"
The teacher is glad to hear a non-profane answer but before she can respond Johnny finishes:
"Big fucking rat with a cock this long!"

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