Teacher rings Johnny's father: May I speak with Johnny's Dad?
Dad: Its not the right time, I am in hospital.
Teacher: You have to listen to this. Your son painted a dollar note on school floor, and I almost broke my nail trying to pick it.
Dad: Beat the hell out of that asshole. He painted a vagina on a wall socket.
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