A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a house. Little Johnny, about 12 years old, answers the door. He's wearing a pink tutu, has a cigar in one hand, and a martini in the other.
The salesman is a little startled by the sight so he asks, "Excuse me son, are your parents home?"
Little Johnny takes a big puff on the cigar and answers, "What the fuck do you think?"
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