Little Johnny in Sunday School

A Sunday school teacher think his students might need a refresher on Jesus, so he asks the class, "Do you know Jesus is?"

Steven raises his hand and says "Jesus is in Heaven."

Mary answers "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny raises his hand and jumps up and down and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

"Well" Little Johnny says "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

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