Little Johnny is flying a toy plane around the kitchen while his mother
does the dishes. He flies around a bit and finally lands it near the
sink. He says "all you bitches that want to get on, get on. And all
you bitches that want to get off, get off." His mother overhearing this
is shocked and she says, "Little Johnny you go up to your room and think
about what you have done.
His mother comes and lets him out of his room at the end of his required
quiet time. And asks him, "Do you know what you did wrong?" Johnny
says that he does so she lets him go play. Little Johnny continues
flying his toy plane around the kitchen and lands it near the sink once
again. This time he says, "all you fuckers that want to get on, get
on. And all you fuckers that want to get off, get off." His mother
once again is shocked and she says, "Little Johnny I thought you knew
what you did wrong, now go back up to your room and think about what you
have done.
His mother comes and lets him out of his room after the required quiet
time. And asks him, "Now do you know what you did wrong?" Johnny says
that he does so she lets him go play. Little Johnny once again flies his
toy plane around the kitchen and lands it near the sink for a third
time. This time he says, "all you nice people that want to get on, get
on. And all you nice people that want to get off, get off; and if you
have any questions ask the bitch at the sink!"
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