Little Johnny is standing in front of a store waiting for his mother when a priest walks by.
"Hey boy, can you tell me which way is the post office?"
"Sure, it's just 200 meters straight down the street."
"Thank you. I'm a new priest in this town you know. Do you perhaps go to church?"
"No".
"Well you should come sometime. I could show you the path to heaven."
"Oh come on, you don't even know the path to the post office."
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