A kid on a skateboard is being pulled down the sidewalk by his dog, which he's holding onto by the tail.
A woman stops him saying, "Sonny, couldn't you hold onto him some other way?"
"Yeah, I could," says the kid. "I could grab him by the balls, but I save that for passing gear!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown
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