Little boy and his Grandfather

Little boy sitting on his grandfather’s lap and his grandfather’s smoking a cigar. He says grandfather can I have a puff of your cigar. Grandfather asks, does your dick touch your asshole? Little boy says no. Grandfather says no you can’t have a puff of my cigar. A few days later the little boys on his lap again and grandpa’s drinking a beer. Little boy asks grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer? Grandfather asks, does your dick touch your ass hole? Little boy says no. Grandpa says no you cannot have a sip of my beer. About 3 days later the little boy is our on the front porch with a plate of cookies and grandpa comes out sans says, oooOOOO can I have one of your cookies? He looked at his grandfather and said, does your dick touch your ass hole? Grandfather says yes. Well so fuck yourself, grandmother made these for me!