Fly: What kind of dog are you?
Dog: I'm a wolf hound.
Fly: A wolf hound? Strange name . Why do they call you like that?
Dog: Well, it's quite obvious. My mother was a hound and my father was a wolf.
Fly: I see...
Dog: So, what kind of fly are you?
Fly: I'm a horse-fly.
Dog: **NO. FUCKING. WAAAAAYYY!!!**
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