The teacher begins the new week by deciding to go around the room and ask each student to cover her a word that starts with a designated letter. She asks for a volunteer for the letter A and Lil Johnny is the first to shoot his hand up.
The teacher thinks, "Johnny always has the most perverted answers, I'll call on someone else". She calls on Suzie, who confidently says, "Apple!"
Teacher continues to go through the alphabet and Johnny's hand is the first one up every time, and each time she calls on another student.
Finally the teacher gets to the letter R, and thinks, "Surely he can't thing of anything inappropriate for R". So she says, "Okay Johnny, give a word for the letter R"
Johnny says, "Rats....with ten inch fucking dicks!"
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