A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends
$15,000.00 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way
home she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving,
she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but
how old do you think I am?"
"About 32", the clerk replies.
"I'm actually 47", the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and upon getting
her order, asks the counter girl the same question. She replies,
"I'd guess about 29".
The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47." Now she is feeling really
good about herself.
While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same
question.
He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is starting to go. Although,
when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman
was, but it requires you to let me put my hands up your shirt
and feel your boobs. Then I can tell exactly how old you are."
They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got
the best of the woman and she finally says, "What the hell, go
ahead."
The old man slips both hands up her shirt under her bra, and
begins to feel around.
After a couple of minutes she says, "Okay, okay, how old am I?"
He removes his hands and says, "You are 47."
Stunned the woman says, "That is amazing. How did you know?"
The old man replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
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