Small Pocks?!

This newly wed couple went on their honeymoon. When they got to the hotel,
the man began to undress. When he took his pants off, his knees were all
knotty and twisted. His wife exclaimed "Oh, goodness, what happened to
your knees?" He explained to her that his mother said he had a bad case of
kneesles when he was a child. She said, "Don't you mean measles?" He said
he was sure it was kneesles.


Next, he took off his socks and his toes were crooked and turned and she
asked what had happened to his toes. He again explained that his mother
said he had a severe case of toelio as a child. She said he must mean
polio and he said, no that it was definitely toelio.


When he took off his underwear, his new wife rolled her eyes and
exclaimed, "Don't tell me you had Small Cocks, too?!"