A teacher was testing her class's ability to taste by giving them life savers.
First she gave them all red ones and their hands went up, "cherry!"
"Very good," said the teacher.
Next she gave them a white one and they thought about it and finally one kid said, "peppermint?"
"excellent," said the teacher.
Finally she gave them honey- flavored brown ones. They tasted the life saver, but could not name the flavor.
"I'll give you a clue. It's something that your mommy calls your daddy" said the teacher.
Suddenly , Dirty Ernie shouted, "Quick ,spit them out ! They're ass holes!"
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