13> Kick her in the rear, Vladamir.
12> Put the pedal to the metal, Gretel.
11> Fire up the Jaguar, Dagmar.
10> Tell her to shave her armpit hair, Pierre.
9> Put on her underpants, Hans.
8> Blow up her car, Moammar.
7> Complain about her cous-cous, Boutros-Boutros.
6> Push him in the Yangtze, Xiao Li.
5> Lock her in the john, Juan.
4> Ditch her at the Kabuki, Teruyuki.
3> Knock up another chick, Mick.
2> Tell her you're gay, Jose.
1> Just show her that sore, Thor.
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