The priest said, "Today's sermon is called 'Liars'. I will get
to that in a moment, but first I have a question. How many of
you have read Chapter 66 in Matthew?" Nearly every hand went up.
"You're just the group I need to speak to," the priest said.
"There's no such chapter."
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