For the love of...

Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist -
and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and
swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were
standing before St. Peter.


First came the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter shook his
head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You
loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."


Then came the Methodist. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You
loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married
a woman named Candy!"


The Baptist turned to his wife and whispered nervously, "This
doesn't look good, Fanny."