Little timmy always sat in the front pew of the church and gave
a hand full of change when the collection basket passed.One
sunday the pastor noticed that timmy started to put his change
in the collection basket but decided to put his money in his
pocket.
After service little timmy,little timmy rushed up to the
pastor and wanted to hand him the handful of change,but the
pastor told timmy that he did not need the money and that he
should put it in the basket instead.Little timmy said "Oh no
father,you need it more than anyone else does,because my dad
says that your the poorest paster we ever had."
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