There once was a vicar who loved to golf. One Sunday he decided
to skip church and play golf. So he phoned the church and said
he was ill. He then went to the golf club far away from town,
and started to play.
There was an angel above watching him. The angel said to god,
"That was a terrible thing to do. He should be punnished." God
agreed. So on the next hole the vicar teed off and struck the
ball straight down onto the green and into the hole.
The angel said to god, "I thought you were going to punnish him."
God said "I am. Who is he going to tell about his hole-in-one?!"
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