Leprechaun nuns

So the Mother Superior of an Irish nunnery is sitting in her office when suddenly two Leprechauns walk through her door; one looking like he was walking off a bad hangover and the other looking like he's about to kill someone. After a short moment so that she could regain composure (because...you know...Leprechauns), she asks, "How can I help you two?"

"If it isn't too much trouble, my friend and I have a couple of questions if you're willing to answer them." Says the hot-headed Leprechaun

"Sure", says the Mother Superior, "why not?"

"Thank ye Mother," states the Leprechaun "My first question is this; would there happen to be a Leprechaun Nun in this nunnery?"

Without missing a beat, the Mother Superior states "I know for a fact that there isn't one with in this Nunnery".

"All right then" the Leprechaun continues "Do ye think there'd be a Leprechaun Nun within a Nunnery in all of Ireland?"

"Though I could wrong, but I do not believe that there is a Leprechaun Nun in Ireland" the Mother Superior responds.

The hung over Leprechaun, at this response, starts to look very worried, and the hot headed one looks extremely angry about something.

"...fine..." The angered Leprechaun says, "There wouldn't happen to be the slightest chance that there would be a Leprechaun Nun anywhere in this world?"

"Oh no" states the Mother Superior, "Though the possibility exists, why would they go away from their homeland to be a nun?"

The angry Leprechaun, now steaming, takes a few moments without a word to blow off his sudden anger. After a few moments he says "Thank ye for yer time Mother."

The Leprechaun then turns and decks the hungover Leprechaun straight on to the floor and yells. "YE IDJIT!!! WE FUCKED A PENGUIN!!"