Adam Sandler Quotes from Billy Madison

"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair." "Conditioner's
better. I leave the hair silky and smooooth." "Oh really, fool?" "Really!"


"I am the smartest man alive!" After he spells couch in a 2nd grade
spelling bee.


"What day is it today?" "October?"


"Stop looking at me Swan."


"Penguin? What are you doing here? It's too dang hot for a penguin to just
be walkin' around here."


"O'Doyle Rules!"


"So SORRY to interrupt! Proceed!"


"Peeing your pants is the coolest! You ain't cool unless you're peeing
your pants!"


"O'Doyle, I have a feeling your whole family is going down."


"T-t-t-today, Junior!"


" No I will not make out with you!"


"Don't worry penguin. All the people at the zoo are going to treat you
real respectable like."


" Hahaha SHUT UP!"


"I wish I could go to High school, Billy!" " Don't you ever say that! stay
here, as long as you can!"