"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair." "Conditioner's
better. I leave the hair silky and smooooth." "Oh really, fool?" "Really!"
"I am the smartest man alive!" After he spells couch in a 2nd grade
"What day is it today?" "October?"
"Stop looking at me Swan."
"Penguin? What are you doing here? It's too dang hot for a penguin to just
be walkin' around here."
"So SORRY to interrupt! Proceed!"
"Peeing your pants is the coolest! You ain't cool unless you're peeing
"O'Doyle, I have a feeling your whole family is going down."
" No I will not make out with you!"
"Don't worry penguin. All the people at the zoo are going to treat you
real respectable like."
" Hahaha SHUT UP!"
"I wish I could go to High school, Billy!" " Don't you ever say that! stay
here, as long as you can!"
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