A guy wanted to learn to shoot. He found three instructors to choose. First demonstrated shooting down a flying bird. Second demonstrated shooting down a flying bee. The third one shot a fly and it just fell down, it was still moving. The guy asked "it's not dead yet", the instructor replied- "Now it can't fuck!!"
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