The first bee keeper asks the second;
"So how many bees do you have?"
"Well", the second bee keeper starts smugly, "I have over ten thousand bees and over twelve hives. How many bees do you have?"
"I have over a million bees."
"You have over a million bees!?" exclaimed the second apiarist, "well how many hives do you have?"
"I only have one"
"You keep over million bees in a single hive!?"
"Yeah, fuck 'em they're only bees"
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