At the back he sees a nun and he asks her
"Hey, you wanna fuck?"
The nun responds saying
"Heavens no!"
And then she walks out of the bus.
The hippie was about to go after her when the bus driver says
"I see you're trying to fuck that nun, well this is what you're supposed to do. First, you see that cemetery over there? The nun goes and prays there every night at 8:00 PM. Go there and dress as a ghost, since she believes in spirits she will have to do your ever command."
The hippie thanks the driver and leaves.
8 o'clock comes around and the nun is at a gravestone, behind it the hippie. She gets on her knees and closes her eyes. Then starts praying.
The hippie pops out saying
"Boooooooo, Im a ghost of the spirit world! I command you to have sex with me to please me! Booooooo!"
The nun agrees but beforehand says
"I want to stay virgin so we will have to do anal"
After everything is said and done the hippie takes of the cloth he had on his head to look like a ghost and says to the nun
"HAHA! Im the hippie!"
The nun says
"HAHA! Im the bus driver."
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