Shrek and Fiona are arguing as usually. There relationship has taken a bad turn when when their sex life became more and more unsatisfying.
"I'm sorry Fiona, but what seems to be the problem!" Shrek demands.
"Oh gosh Shrek I'm just not pleased, I never have been. One thing for sure is that you are always too smelly!" says Fiona.
"Ugh well I can't help that, I'v lived on the swamp my whole life! I'm covered in swamp, I'm just too swampy!" Shrek yells.
"I'm tired of hearing it Shrek! And we already know there's nothing to do about your swampyness," Fiona says.
Shrek is taken back, "Why do you have to bring up my small penis!! It's the smell you were talking about: the ogre problem."
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