Language Differences

DICTIONARY
FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
 


40-ish
49


Adventurous
Slept with everyone


Athletic
No tits


Average  looking
Ugly


Beautiful
Pathological liar


Contagious 
Smile
Does a lot of pills


Emotionally Secure
On medication


Feminist
Fat


Free  spirit
Junkie


Friendship 
first
Former slut


Fun
Annoying


New-Age
Body  hair in
the wrong places


Old-fashioned
No BJs


Open-minded
Desperate


Outgoing
Loud and Embarrassing


Passionate
Sloppy drunk


Professional
Bitch


Voluptuous
Very Fat


Large  frame
Hugely Fat


Wants Soul  mate
Stalker


WOMEN'S
ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe =  No
4. We  need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead =  You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset =  Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're  certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever
think about?


MEN'S
ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am  hungry
2. I  am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you =  Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with  you!
8. Can I  call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you!
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd  like to have sex with
you!
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you!
11. I don't think those shoes  go with that outfit = I'm gay!