A man is getting married for the first time, but as it gets closer to his wedding day he is getting more nervous. The man goes to his father for advice. His father asks him what's got him so worried, to which the man replied, will me and my wife still have sex after we are married? The father laughs and replies of course you will my son. The man relieved to hear this asks his dad if he and his wife still have sex. The father laughs once again and tells him, of course we do! We have oral sex every night. She goes into her bedroom and shouts fuck you, and I go into my bedroom and shout fuck you too.
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