3 friends named Shit, Manners, and Pig are riding in a car when Pig loses control and crashes into a tree. A nearby police officer runs over to the car.
Officer: "Are you okay? What's your name, sir?"
Pig: "Pig"
Officer: "Where are your manners?"
Pig: "All over the street, covered in Shit."
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