Alpaca Jokes

Alpaca Jokes

Knock Knock 9


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allied!
Allied who...

I think I'm about to be molested by an alpaca...

Today some guy on the street kept screaming at ...

An alpaca made me an offer I couldn't refuse.

I guess it was an Alpac'ino.

I tried eating a whole llama once.

I couldn't finish it, so I figured "Eh, alpaca ...

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's ...

Knock Knock Who's there !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ?...

Alpaca Outing

Want to go on a picnic?
Alpaca lunch.