Kinky

A man walks into a bar and orders three shots of Jack Daniels. He downs them 1, 2, 3 and asks for three more. Stunned at this, a women sitting at the opposite end of the bar comments 'woah, slow down there tiger.' The man looks at her, feels the alcohol taking instant effect and finds her strikingly attractive. 'Look beautiful, my wife just left me and took everything I had. You know why? She convinced the judge I was a pervert because I did stuff in bed that was disgusting and too kinky.' The woman looked shocked. 'That's incredible. My husband just left me because he couldn't handle my appetite in the bedroom.' The man drowns his 6th shot and says 'what do you say we get out of here and get weird back at your place?'. She agreed and upon arrival at the woman's apartment, they start making out ferociously. Finally she sets him down on the couch and whispers 'let me slip into something more comfortable.' Fifteen minutes later she reappears in doorway dressed in full bondage gear as the man is putting his shoes on to leave. 'Where are you going?' she asked him. 'Lady, I just fucked your cat and shit in your purse. I'm Done.'