Both have been trying to avoid the nature's call,but finally give in.Keeping their rifles by the tree ,they sit down to poop by a bush.Incidentally a tiger appears while they're still not finished.
The tiger roars and the first one asks : "Are you scared ?"
Second :"No man,just keep still"
The first one asks again : "Dude are you scared"
Second: "No, I'm not scared of a fucking pussy tiger"
The first one remarks again "Man,you'e scared"
Second :"Dude I'm not scared I've killed Cheetah's,Lions and Elephants.You name it I've killed it"
The first one remarks again "You're scared"
Second: "Why do you keep asking?
First: "Why the hell are you wiping my ass instead of yours"
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