It is the first day of the kindergarten, the teacher asked all the
children to give their first name. When she got to the little boy in the
second row, he said, "I'll give you a hint. First it's in your hand, then
it's in your mouth, and then it's in your tummy." "OK, Dick, sit down,"
the teacher said.
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