"Sally, what does your daddy do?"
"My daddy is a lawyer!" She says, proudly
"Jane, what does your daddy do?"
"My daddy is a doctor" She exclaims
This go on until she gets to Frankie
"Frankie, what does your daddy do for a living?"
Frankie hangs his head and in a small, timid voice he says
"My daddy works in a bar. He dances for other men. Sometimes, if the money is good, he'll go into the back alley and have sex with them"
The teacher is shocked. She gets the other students distracted doing other things and takes Frankie into a quiet corner.
"Frankie! Why would you say something like that?!?"
Frankie looks up at her and says
"I'm sorry! He doesn't! It's just that he plays for the Leafs and I was too ashamed to say!!"
(Insert any other hockey/sport team in the punchline)
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